Monday, August 3, 2009

Have u ever felt scared?
Has your lack of courage prevented u from achieving what u should have achieved?



If you have answered a yes, and you wan to stop being a humji, then u have come to the right place.


Say goodbye to ur old humji self with the most courageous duck rice in the whole of Singapore,




友 记 鸭 饭









SURELY U'RE READY TO TAKE ON WHATEVER CHALLENGES U'VE IN UR LIFE NOW!



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Monday, July 27, 2009

i wanna play basketball!!! Contact me for basketball pls~
Qing!!

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Friday, July 24, 2009

Dear Sir,

Last year, I upgraded GirlFriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of such phenomenon was included in the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Karaoke-Hit 10.3 and Beerbash 2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected I cannot seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 1.0 but uninstall does not work on this program. Can U help me?
Jeremy

Reply to Jeremy

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This is a very common problem men complain about is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is a " UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program. In fact, Wife 1.0 is an "OPERATING SYSTEM " and designed by its creator to run everything. It is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program from the system once installed.

U cannot go back to GirlFriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install GirlFriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system.

Look in your manual under WARNINGS. Alimony/Child Support. I recommend U to keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.

Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might suggest U read the entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). U must assume all responsibility for faults and problems might occur. The best course of action will be to push the apologize button then rest button as soon as lock-up occurs. System will run smooth as long as U take the blame for all GPFs.

Wife 1.0 is great program but is very high maintenance.

(PS - Do not attempt to install illegal program like Mistress 1.0 which is currently circulating both in the local and overseas markets. Such programs once detected by Wife 1.0 will result unimaginable damages and cost of repair may incur very high fee and time not to mention emotional distress....)
Qing
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